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Bob the Chicken
By Jacob Kibler &Travis
Parffrey
Once upon a time there was a chicken named Bob that had a great adventure. First, he was sitting
quietly in his pineapple house when a sponge named bob came and said,"You stole my house!" Bob the chicken was shocked because
he had bought this house from a squid named ward. So Bob went to Ward and told him to turn himself in to the cops. Ward just
told him to shove off in his usual boring way.
The sponge, in an evil manner took a UZI and started shooting Bob!
Bob used his magic fire breath and burnt the crazy sponge before he was shot. Ward came over and said,"Thank you, you have
eliminated him, young Jedi; you shall serve the dark one well."
Bob the sponge then became a ghost, and picked Bob
the chicken 50ft up above the wedding cake of Bob the chickens wedding, because he was getting married to the dark side. Then
Spongeghost dropped him and while Bobchicken was falling spongeghost became Superspongesayanghosty. Superspongesayanghosty
(SSSG) then picked up him and said,"How now brown cow!" 5000 times and Bob became so annoyed that he became Superjedidarksidechickenevilfatcharizardbobthechicken
(Charichick).
Then SSSG used Kamehameha on Charichick and Charichick used Scratch on SSSG and killed him. SSSG became
a ghost of a ghost, and since that's not possible he will not exist in this story anymore. Then seeing how he is the most
powerful being alive he decided to destroy all the cities, One by one person's screams where heard all around the world. First
in Japan he killed Yugi-moto and his Dark Magician, then he killed Godzilla and Puffy Ami Yumi the rock stars. Everyone got
scared as he destroyed the world. So he said, "Crappy people spare me all your stupid energy." and made a super dork spirit
bomb. And when he was just about to destroy the planet, ward came and said time for bed. So Charichick took away his spirit
bomb and went to bed.
Ward said,"Good night little chick."Then Bob no longer Charichick woke up and ate Ward. Ward
wanting some say in this said, "Bluhwahblubberhiakhglkklahfikdghkisdakljfksdhjgkgiodsajksjfklasjkfjhdkjakjfhkdsajkl" Then
Bob ran off to Atlantis to see Arial the little Mermaid. When he got there Arial said, "You backstabbing little freak!", She
was mad because he dumped her for Lizzie McGuire. She then took a shotgun and started shooting Bob.
Bob then summons
lightzards to strike the water to kill Arial. After they get shocked (Bob gets shocked too because he was in the water also)
they get the dragon blade and fire dragon blasts at animorfs who came to see what a chicken was doing attacking Tokyo. Bob
said to the animorfs, "Join the chickens and we shall Destroy the flying Baboons forever!". So now Bob has an army of animorfs
at his command. Johnny Bravo came and used his monkey dance to bring Sponge back to life 2 times (because he was a ghost of
a ghost) to return him to solid form and make him monkeysponge (MS). MS then seeks out the Anichicks and destroys there bad
relationships 1 by 1. While he is doing that relationship man comes to help Johnny with his women. The Anichicks with just
7 people and one chicken decide that this story was getting gay and destroyed a section of it.
See
told you. Well with that part wasted ill write about Bob's adventure in México! Bob went to México and saw Speedy Gonzales
fastest mouse in all of México! Speedy said, "Que pasa amigo?" Bob said, "Die! Spawn of Santa Anna!" Speedy ran away and found
Michael Jackson. He went to Bob and said, "Hey, wanna go to my Ranch?" Bob replied saying "Hummanahummanahummanahummana"
Mikey
then decided to have war with bob. Bob then turned Charichick and summoned all of his alive and dead Anichicks while Mikey
summoned his Mikeymorphs. They fought in Tokyo with SSSG's army of Godzilla, Yugi-moto and his Dark Magician, and Puffy Ami
Yumi. They had a
Huge Battle
In which everyone died except Ward and Gonzales. Ward looked at the bloody battle
in awe. He looked at Gonzales and said in a quietly disturbing tone, "Bacon." Gonzales looked like a monkey and stepped back
and said, "No not bacon." Bacon was a evil spirit who turned People into eggs and bacon!
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